Category Archives: Life’s Rich Tapestry

Funny things and memories from over the years

There and Back Again – Tucker Travels PART TWO

My Great Granddad, James was born on the 6th June 1880 to David (a rope maker) and Helen Tucker. He had two brothers, Andrew and David. Andrew was sadly killed by a sniper near Ypres (Wipers) in 1915. His name … Continue reading

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There and Back Again – Tucker Travels PART ONE

Excitedly, I bounded up the steps to Gran and Granddad’s front door at Saughton Mains Drive, Edinburgh. Mum, Dad and my big sister, Jenny lagged a few paces behind. It was Friday 30th December 1966 and I was 6 years … Continue reading

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THE GAME

Hold closest to you That which you cherish Hold dear That which you want For you want not nor need not Except in your mind When it comes to you In a blinding flash of glory Like the morning sun … Continue reading

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OBEY

This way please Keep to the left Follow the arrows Can’t you read the signs? This way please Do as I say It’s a single file world Follow the leader You played it often enough as a child But you … Continue reading

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REMEMBER?

Yesterday, I seemed a million miles away Lost in a timeless cloud of tiredness You were there too somewhere in that dreamy mist Though I couldn’t tell the year If you find yourself wondering someday How come it all went … Continue reading

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I WISH

I wish I wish I was If I was I would be Not were Then I’d be free And I’d be me And all the smiles I’d give Would all be true And the life I’d live Would be just … Continue reading

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Red Bull, Vodka, Russian Women Pole Dancing and Pool

My waking thought was ‘did last night really happen?’ Even through the mosquito net the morning sun was assaulting me square between the eyes and I became slowly aware of a fur like foreign object in my mouth. It eventually … Continue reading

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DRIVING TALES PART TWO: L Plates, Kamikaze Pedestrians and bad Interview Techniques

The most failed attempts to pass a driving test in the UK is currently held by a UK woman who has so far failed 90 times at a staggering cost of £2790.  The world record is 47 failures all of … Continue reading

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Technology Challenges, GPS Devices and the Spoty Awards

‘Time marches on, as they say, and I’m beginning to feel that not only is it marching on, it’s trampling all over me,’ said Ian Wood on retiring from the Scotsman Newspaper this year.  I know how he feels.  Don’t … Continue reading

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The Paranormal Part One: Dirty Harry, Belief Systems and Things that go Bump in the Night

I ran into Clint Eastwood the other night.  There is of course a large dose of writer’s artistic liberty in that statement but only with the use of the word ‘other.’  The incident actually took place back in the days … Continue reading

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